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Friday, August 21, 2009

10 Funny Pet Quotes



From Denny: Hurricane Bill dumped heavy thunderstorms and too much lightning on Louisiana all afternoon and got behind in my posting...

Some funny pet quotes to make your weekend, enjoy!

Quotes

* Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. ~ Sue Murphy

* There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~ Ben Williams

* In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. ~ Warren Eckstein

* I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. ~ Hippolyte Taine

* Cat Law of Selective Hearing "A cat can hear a mouse yawning a mile away, while filtering out the sound of a pleading human just six feet away. - Anonymous

* A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. ~ Anonymous

* No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does. - Christopher Morley

* Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. ~ Ann Landers

* Dogs have owners; cats have staff. ~ Anonymous

* Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. ~ Anonymous