Nancy Astor (to Winston Churchill): "If I were your wife, I would put poison in your coffee." Winston Churchill (in reply): "And if I were your husband, I would drink it."
Coffee: we can get it anywhere, and get as loaded as we like on it, until such teeth-chattering, eye-bulging, nonsense-gibbering time as we may be classified unable to operate heavy machinery. - Joan Frank, 1991
Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake in the afternoon. - Jilly Cooper, 1970, How to Survive From 9 to 5
Cartoon Photo by todd zapoli