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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

5 Funny Health Quotes and a Cartoon, Added New Category of Health



From Denny: Thunderstorms in my area today delayed a lot of my posting...

These observations about the concept of watching our health will keep you grinning! Even Longfellow who wrote over a century ago will have you smiling. Of course, Mark Twain is always the wittiest of all! Enjoy the Bath Scum cartoon. :)

Quotes

* I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Anonymous

* Like everybody else, when I don't know what else to do, I seem to go in for catching colds. - George Jean Nathan

* Joy and Temperance and Repose, Slam the door on the doctor's nose. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

* They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

* Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain