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Friday, September 4, 2009

5 Oh, So True! Funny Quotes on Housework



Photo of "I've abandoned responsibility and embraced frivolity!"

From Denny: Few people enjoy doing housework. Yet, it seems, no one wants their faces posted on an FBI wanted poster so they list their quotes as anonymous. OK, just what are they afraid of? Killer dust bunnies might attack...? :)

* God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Anonymous

* This house is protected by killer dust bunnies. - Anonymous

* They're sure housework won't kill you, but why take the risk? - Anonymous

* Cleanliness is next to impossible. - Anonymous

* A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent (OK, I have to admit I agree with this guy...)