Do you ever feel like health care reform is a piece of toast being burned to a crisp by bad cooks? - Denny Lyon
From Denny: In my relentless search for funny cooking quotes I just keep laughing as I find them. Sharing more with you today!
Quotes
* Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy of The Muppets fame
* Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend. - Zenna Schaffer
* I prefer my oysters fried; That way I know my oysters died. - Roy G. Blount, Jr.
* I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, “What for?” I said, “I'm going to buy some sugar.” - Steven Wright
* I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
* In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. - Jose Simon
* Mothers, food, love, and career: the four major guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite