Coffee cartoon by Todd Zapoli
* Coffee Quotes
* A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.
* Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.
* Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
* Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin !!
* Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
* No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
* Coffee has two virtues: it’s wet and warm.
* Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!
* Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.
* If heaven had a flavor,it would be coffee!
* Coffee tastes like you’ve just taken one step into heaven.
* I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.
* Coffee is not my cup of tea.
* Decaffinated coffee is just useless brown water.
* Coffee: The gasoline of life.
* Question: Do I like my coffee black? Answer: There are other colors?
* Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
* My blood type is coffee.
* All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.
* Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
* There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break.
* I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine.
* Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee. (only long enough to plug in and start the drip coffee maker, my friends, and then it's back under the covers for the next precious few minutes while it brews...)
* Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
* Some coffee + Some thinking = Some great ideas.
* Without coffee breaks, there will be no accomplishments!
* Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.
* On the eighth day God created coffee.
* On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experiance those seven other days.
* Don’t criticize my coffee. You may be old and weak one day. (Coffee made in Kansas is weaker than rain water. When a couple from Kansas moved to Louisiana as our neighbors they served this coffee one brunch to which we replied, "Did you forget to put coffee grounds in the drip basket? This is so weak you can see through it!" Turns out they were actually serious. Now, in Louisiana, home of the dark French Roast, we consider that a stingy insult to good coffee! We believe in being generous with your food and your guests.)
* You know when you find good coffee; hot men always work there.
* Is there life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee. There is life AFTER coffee !!
* Coffe is not a beverage; it’s an intense moment of pure pleasure.
* Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!
* WIth enough coffee, I could rule the world.
* Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment. (Surely, coffeehouses like Starbucks have changed this food landscape by now. The coffee in Austria is awesome! We had several favorite coffeehouses there when we visited. Try Cafe Sperl for one; their coffee is also available through Gevalia, a coffee company from Sweden that serves America too. Just google Gevalia.com)
* If you’ll excuse me a minute, I’m going to have a cup of coffee.
* I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
* No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee!
* Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.
* I make serious coffee – so strong it wakes up the neighbors !!!!!!!! (Yeah? I know where you live: Louisiana!)
* Coffee; you can sleep when you’re dead!
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*** To keep you laughing and arm you with some interesting trivia check out 25 Weird Coffee Trivia to Astound and Amuse You! Funny coffee related photos too, enjoy!
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