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Sunday, November 22, 2009
Funny Inspirational Quotes
Photo by TimWilson @ flickr
From Denny: Since I just found out that Blogger only backs up posts and not the links in the sidebar or anything else on the blog... figured it was a great idea to put all my quotes lists into category posts. The blog should load faster too as it will reduce the number of links on the sidebar. Have fun grinning! :)
Quotes
* When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. - Alexander Graham Bell
* When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So, what the hell, leap! - Cynthia Heimel
* When in charge ponder. When in trouble delegate. When in doubt mumble. - Anonymous
* When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. - P. J. O'Rourke
* When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain
* I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison, inventor of the light bulb
* I am realistic - I expect miracles. - Wayne Dyer
* I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. - Mark Twain
* I am definitely going to take a course on time management... just as soon as I can work it into my schedule. - Louis E. Boone
* Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns, comic
* Habit is second nature, or rather, ten times nature. - William James
* Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt, former First Lady
* For fast acting relief try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin, comic
* For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
*** Thanks for visiting and come back often for a grin! :)