Always end your day on a positive note...
From Denny: Since I just found out that Blogger only backs up posts and not the links in the sidebar or anything else on the blog... figured it was a great idea to put all my quotes lists into category posts. The blog should load faster too as it will reduce the number of links on the sidebar. Have fun grinning!
Quotes
* The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable. - Paul Dean
* I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
* The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin
* Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin, American comedian
* To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself. - Albert Einstein, math wiz, “ya think?”
* Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. - Bill Cosby, American comedian
* In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country of America, capitalism triumphed over democracy. - Fran Lebowitz
* Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
* Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz
* Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz
*** For more laughs make sure you visit my other blog, The Social Poets, for late night show quips, jokes and funny videos all in one Roundup of Sunday Funnies post every Monday. Cheeky Quote Day is on Wednesdays and Editorial Cartoons Roundup on Saturdays.
*** Check out my other humor blog, Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd, where I park whatever I find while cruising the web, a variety of goodies!
*** To keep you laughing and arm you with some interesting trivia check out 25 Weird Coffee Trivia to Astound and Amuse You! Funny coffee related photos too, enjoy!
*** Thanks for visiting!