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Thursday, December 31, 2009

Fun Cartoon Review: Happy New Year!



From Denny: As we send off the end of our calendar year, exchanging for the New Year, here are a few fun cartoons to give you a grin...

*** For the latest cartoons where the embed codes are supported :)

Best New Years Cartoons 2010

*** Updated New Years funny quotes: New Years: Funny Quotes, Resolutions Tips, Poems

*** It seems some cartoonists end the embed love after a year. Apologies if you made your way here only to be disappointed. Working on getting posted the 2010 New Years cartoons!
























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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Funny New Years Quotes



From Denny: Here's a fun sampling of the funny quotes and more I posted about New Year's. For the full post, check out The Social Poets blog: Funny New Years Quotes, Smarter New Years Resolution Tips - Cheeky Quote Day! 29 Dec 2009.

New Years Quotes

* Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

* The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. - P. J. O'Rourke

* An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

* May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

* New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot! Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

New Year's Poem

Happy New Year!!

A New Years toast to love and laughter
and happily ever after

A health to you, a wealth to you,
And the best that life can give to you.

Dance as if no one were watching,
Sing as if no one were listening and
Live every day as if it were your last. - Anonymous

Funny New Year's Resolutions

* But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year old habits. - Andre Gide

* Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each New Year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

* Your Merry Christmas may depend on what others do for you. But your Happy New Year depends on what you do for others. - Anonymous



*** For the full post, check out The Social Poets blog, Funny New Years Quotes, Smarter New Years Resolution Tips - Cheeky Quote Day! 29 Dec 2009.

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Sunday, December 27, 2009

New Austrian Zoo Photographer is Fruit Happy Orangutan

From Denny: This is pretty funny and downright humbling to those of us who enjoy taking photographs and fancy ourselves as artists! :) But hey! It's long been known many a "starving artist" will work for food and this one happens to love fruit.

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Saturday, December 26, 2009

Funny Cartoonists 26 Dec 2009

From Denny: Here's a sampling of what is happening over at The Social Poet this Saturday, enjoy! I just love editorial cartoons; they really capture the mood of the country. It's fun to look back over the year to see what was happening politically in a society as the cartoons often speak more truth than all the news articles which are often funded by some lobby. At the very least cartoons give us the public reactions to what our politicians are doing - or claim to be doing. :) Take a look:













*** For the full post of a slew of funny cartoons, pay a visit to The Social Poets where I park them every Saturday, go here.

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Friday, December 25, 2009

Jimmy Kimmels Dumbest 911 Calls of the Decade

From Denny: Leave it to Jimmy Kimmel to decide to make an important "movie" about the dumbest 911 calls of the decade AND give out awards! :) People really do seem to re-define the word "emergency" on a daily, sometimes hourly basis. And our tax dollars pay for this... What a send-off to this decade and ushering in the new.



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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Original Christmas Poem Story: The Night Before Christmas



From Denny: This fun poem has a lot of riff off imitators that make us smile too! Here in Louisiana there is the Cajun version that follows.

The Night Before Christmas

By Clement Clarke Moore



Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;



"Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN! On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONNER and BLITZEN!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall! Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew, With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around, Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.



He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back, And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly, That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;


He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"



Cajun Night Before Christmas

By J. B. Kling, Jr. (1973)


Twas the night before Christmas an' all t'ru de house,
Dey don't a ting pass Not even a mouse.
De chirren been nezzle good snug on de flo',
An' Mama pass de pepper t'ru de crack on de do'.



De Mama in de fireplace done roas' up de ham,
Sit up de gumbo an' make de bake yam.
Den out on de by-you dey got such a clatter,
Make soun' like old Boudreau done fall off his ladder.



I run like a rabbit to got to de do',
Trip over de dorg an' fall on de flo'.
As I look out de do'in de light o' de moon,
I t'ink, "Mahn, you crazy or got ol' too soon."

Cux dere on de by-you w'en I stretch ma'neck stiff,
Dere's eight alligator a pullin' de skiff.
An' a little fat drover wit' a long pole-ing stick,
I know r'at away got to be ole St.Nick.



Mo' fas'er an' fas'er de' gator dey came
He whistle an' holler an' call dem by name:
"Ha, Gaston! Ha, Tiboy! Ha, Pierre an' Alcee'!
Gee, Ninette! Gee, Suzette! Celeste an'Renee'!

To de top o' de porch to de top o' de wall,
Make crawl, alligator, an' be sho' you don' fall."
Like Tante Flo's cat t'ru de treetop he fly,
W'en de big ole houn' dorg come a run hisse's by.

Like dat up de porch dem ole 'gator clim!
Wit' de skiff full o' toy an' St. Nicklus behin'.
Den on top de porch roof it soun' like de hail,
W'en all dem big gator, done sot down dey tail.

Den down de chimney I yell wit' a bam,
An' St.Nicklus fall an' sit on de yam.
"Sacre!" he axclaim, "Ma pant got a hole
I done sot ma'se'f on dem red hot coal."



He got on his foots an' jump like de cat
Out to de flo' where he lan' wit' a SPLAT!
He was dress in musk-rat from his head to his foot,
An' his clothes is all dirty wit' ashes an' soot.



A sack full o' playt'ing he t'row on his back,
He look like a burglar an' dass fo' a fack.
His eyes how dey shine his dimple, how merry!
Maybe he been drink de wine from de blackberry.

His cheek was like a rose his nose a cherry,
On secon' t'ought maybe he lap up de sherry.
Wit' snow-white chin whisker an' quiverin' belly,
He shook w'en he laugh like de stromberry jelly!

But a wink in his eye an' a shook o' his head,
Make my confi-dence dat I don't got to be scared.
He don' do no talkin' gone strit to hi work,
Put a playt'ing in sock an' den turn wit' a jerk.

He put bot' his han' dere on top o' his head,
Cas' an eye on de chimney an' den he done said:
"Wit' all o' dat fire an' dem burnin' hot flame,
Me I ain' goin' back by de way dat I came."



So he run out de do' an, he clim' to de roof,
He ain' no fool, him for to make one more goof.
He jump in his skiff an' crack his big whip,
De' gator move down, An don' make one slip.

An' I hear him shout loud as a splashin' he go,
"Merry Christmas to all 'til I saw you some mo'!"




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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Funny Obama Bo Bark Off with Santa

From Denny: First Lady Michelle Obama decides to get out of "The House" for a brief trip with the kids and the family dog to visit some school children and Santa. What could be a more perfect moment? Well, Bo the dog was just not quite so sure about that fat guy in the red suit standing where there should be Secret Service guys. Maybe he thought it was his job to protect. Maybe he thought a red suit was one weird outfit. Bo started a bark off with the Santa guy. Puppies. What can a Mom do? "Oh, Bo, it's just Santa," said the First Lady. Take a look:

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Funny Marriage Quotes



Photo by Mykl Roventine @ flickr

From Denny: It's great fun to collect these quotes in particular as there are so many views on what is a good or bad marriage. Of course, there is a lot of joking about the institution as what would humanity be without its sense of humor? :)

Quotes

* A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. - James H. Boren

* A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge, English lyrical poet, critic and philosopher, 1772-1834

* A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland

* A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

* A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

* A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. - W. Somerset Maugham

* A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. - H. L. Mencken

* A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

* A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

* A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

* A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

* All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. - Raymond Hull

* Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage. - Sydney J. Harris

* Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. - Isadora Duncan

* Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. - H. L. Mencken

* Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. - Marilyn Monroe

* Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. - Jean Kerr

* Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

* Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. - Henny Youngman



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* Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

* He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

* How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being? - Oscar Wilde

* I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. - Lord Byron

* I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it. - President Lyndon B. Johnson

* I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

* I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year. - actress Bette Davis

* I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take out the garbage. - Lee Grant

* If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping. - Mignon McLaughlin

* If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. - Alan King

* If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. - actress Katharine Hepburn

* In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. - Helen Rowland

* It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. - Benjamin Disraeli

* It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. - Helen Rowland

* It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

* Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

* Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

* Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. - Beverley Nichols

* Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder. - Thornton Wilder

* Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. - Charles Caleb Colton

* Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. - actress Mae West



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* Marriage is a mistake every man should make. - George Jessel

* Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. - Billy Connolly

* Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. - writer Gilbert K. Chesterton

* Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

* Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

* Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. - Alan King

* Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance. - Michel de Montaigne

* Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage". - Herbert Spencer

* Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

* Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. - H. L. Mencken

* Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Rita Rudner

* My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

* Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you. - Jean Rostand



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* Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake. - Elbert Hubbard

* Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night. - Paul Hornung

* No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. - Benjamin Disraeli

* No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. - H. L. Mencken

* On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable. - Emma Goldman

* One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

* Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman. - Joseph Joubert

* Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

* Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. - Katharine Hepburn

* Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. - H. L. Mencken

* The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. - Brendan Behan

* The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter De Vries

* The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. - A. P. Herbert

* The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. - Peter De Vries

* The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. - Honore de Balzac

* The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henny Youngman

* The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. - Heinrich Heine

* When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. - Helen Rowland

* When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

* When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

* Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbra Streisand

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Monday, December 21, 2009

Video: Santa Rocks India!

From Denny: You gotta love India - these guys know how to have some fun. They must be the original "rockers"! Jingles Bells sung in English but in Punjabi style... Can you imagine the original writer of these Christmas songs must be cringing in their graves? While the rest of us are dancing! :)



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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Funny Christmas Quotes and More Holiday Fun

From Denny: Here's an excerpt and a sampling of this week's Cheeky Quote Day post over at my other humorous blog, The Social Poets, enjoy! Just so you won't miss out on more grins, there's a link at the end of this post to take you there. :)

5 Funny Christmas Quotes

* The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

* Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. - Richard Lamm

* Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven. – W. C. Fields

* Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson

* Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money? - Tom Armstrong

Funny Christmas Story

Saying the Holiday Prayer

A four-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food.

He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip. Then he paused, and everyone waited ... and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"

Then there's the "local" version of the famous Christmas classic "'Twas the Night Before Christmas."

The Night Before Christmas in Brooklyn, New York


'Twas the night before Christmas,
Da whole house was mella,
Not a creature was strirrin',
Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.

When up on da roof
I heard somethin' pound,
I sprung to da window,
To scream, "YO! Keep it down!"

When what to my
Wanderin' eyes should appear,
But da Don of all elfs,
And eight friggin' reindeer!

Wit' slicked back black hair,
And a silk red suit,
Don Christopher wuz here,
And he brought da loot!

Wit' a slap to dare snouts
And a yank on dare manes,
He cursed and he shouted
And he called dem by name

"Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,
Yo Vinny, Yo Vito,
Ay Joey, Ay Paulie,
Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"

As I drew out my gun
And hid by da bed,
He flew troo da winda
And slapped me 'side da head.

"What da hell you doin'
Pullin' a gun on da Don?
Now all you're gettin' is coal,
You friggin' moron!"

Den pointin' a fat finga
Right unda my nose,
He twisted his pinky ring,
And up da chimney he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh,
Obscenities screamin',
Away dey all flew,
Before he troo dem a beatin'.

Den I heard him yell out,
What I did least expect,
"Merry Friggin' Christmas to all,
And yous better show some respect!

- (Understandably) Anonymous

*** For the full post over at The Social Poets go check out The Funny Side of Christmas - Cheeky Quote Day! 16 Dec 2009

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Funny Story: Lovable Inflatable Christmas Louise

From Denny: Don't you just love it when your friends send you these hilarious emails by anonymous authors? I laughed so much I woke up the sleeping meows in my office!





Lovable Inflatable Christmas Louise

As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true, because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids stockings were overflowed, his poor panty hose hung sadly empty.

One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. Of course, they don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there almost three hours saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who owns that?"

Finally I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll suitable for a night of romance that could also sub as a passenger in my car so I could use the car pool lane. Finding what I wanted was difficult as love dolls come in many models. I figured the "vibro-motion" was a feature my brother could live without so I settled for Lovable Louise. She also was at the bottom of the price scale. To call Louise a "doll" took a huge leap of imagination.

On Christmas Eve, with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came to life. My sister-in-law was in on the plan and left the front door unlocked. In the wee hours of the morning long after Santa had come and gone I snuck into the house and filled the dangling panty hose with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. Then I let myself out, went home, and giggled for hours.

The next morning Jay called to say that Santa had been to his house and left a present that made him VERY happy but the dog was confused. The dog would bark and bark. I suggested he purchase an inflatable Lassie. We also agreed that Louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came for the traditional dinner. It seemed like a great idea, except we forgot Grandma and Grandpa would be there.

My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door.

"What the hell is that?" she asked.

"It's a doll." replied my brother.

"Who would play with something like that?" she replied "And where are her clothes?"

"Boy that turkey sure smells nice, Gran," Jay said, trying to steer her into the dinning room. But Granny was relentless.

My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, "Hey who's the naked gal by the fireplace?"

I told him she was Jay's friend. A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home.

Dinner went well. We made the usual small talk when suddenly Louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the morning. She then lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. The cat screamed, I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth. My brother wet his pants and Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car. It was indeed a Christmas to treasure.

Later we discovered the cause of Louise's collapse as she had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her thigh. Thanks to duct tape we restored her to perfect health. Louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. I think Grandpa still calls her whenever he can get out of the house...

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

- Author Understandably Unknown


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Funny Essay on Why Santa Must Really Be A Woman

Obnoxious: Santas Curmudgeon Version of The Christmas Story

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

18 Funny Lampooning Tiger Woods Cartoons

From Denny: This poor guy with "stupid for brains" has taken quite a beating for his insensitivity to his wife and other women "he has known." The cartoonists are definitely not happy with him. Take a look:























































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