From Denny: This week's newest category is on Marriage. Comedians, writers and even ancient philosophers like Socrates have plenty to say about the relationship that is too funny!
Quotes
* When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
* When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip of England
* The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henny Youngman
* The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. - Honore de Balzac
* Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake. - Elbert Hubbard
marriage, society and culture, relationships, men and women, funny quotes