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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

5 More Funny Quotes About Marriage, 1 Woman Sarcastic Cartoon



From Denny: It's amazing the many quotes you can find about marriage. Everyone has their take on the relationship. Everyone has an opinion. Somehow I think I have yet to "plumb the depths" of what's out there throughout history as opinions and quotes on the institution of marriage. I've even run across quotes as far back as 500 BC from Lao Tze, the Chinese philosopher! Clearly, men and women have had their say for thousands of years on the subject. :)

Quotes

* A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

* Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

* I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

* I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it. - President Lyndon B. Johnson

* A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams


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