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Thursday, November 12, 2009
10 Funny Love Quotes, Funny Cat Photo
From Denny: Sometimes, my cats look like this. Sometimes my husband looks like this when he sees the store receipts... :) Seriously though, these were some amusing love quotes I ran across recently, enjoy!
Quotes
* I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen
* My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi
* Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein
* The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henny Youngman
* What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey, blues singer from 1940's.
* Behind every successful man is a surprised woman! - Maryon Pearson
* I thought love was a game of chance, til I found out you was playing with loaded dice. - Anonymous
* Thinking of you is easy - I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache, that never goes away. - Brookie
* You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman
* Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. - Anonymous
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