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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Funny GOP: Conservatives Prayer to Capitalism God

*** Get a grin from a little parody prayer directed at the political hypocrites.






"The Psalm of Rush"

By Douglas Miller



THE CAPITALIST CONSERVATIVE LORD is my franchiser; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in first class hotels: he leadeth me to the best bars.

He restoreth my credit: he leadeth me in the paths of conservatism for my career's sake.

Yea, though I talk in the valley of the shadow of the liberals, I will fear no homosexual: for thou art with me; thy orifice security system comforts me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of the homeless: thou linest my pockets with gold; my belly runneth over.

Surely avarice and cruelty shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will ditto in the franchise of the CAPITALIST CONSERVATIVE LORD forever.




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