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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

8 Funny Posts 4 A Grin From Dennys Blogs - 30 June 2010

*** When times are tough what do you do? Laughter is the best stress reliever! Here are 8 posts from this week's posts at Denny's blogs for you to enjoy.



Cup of coffee from Brazil by il Quoquo @ flickr


From Denny: Between Colbert and Stewart, well, let's just say they have BP's shenanigans covered. Nothing gets past them!

In my ongoing effort to provide stress relief when the national conversation is so depressing - because of the BP Gulf Coast oil spill, a fragile economy and politicians who continually refuse to do right by the American people - we all need to keep laughing our way through these times until they get better. Trust that times will get better and they will. Until then, while we are in transition, we must develop coping skills for managing daily stress like making sure we are laughing often.

This is one of those times when it is true that "the pen is mightier than the sword" for the right kind of writing can bring relief to thousands in one moment over the internet. Pretty cool when you think about it. How many people can accomplish so much out of thin air? :)


Funny Smile Quotes - Cheeky Quote Day - 30 June 2010

Roundup of Late Night Funnies: BP Oil Spill, McChrystal Firing - 28 June 2010

Funny Video: Colbert Says McChrystal Had To Have Been High

Funny Video: Stewart Nails Republicans As Flip-Floppers On BP Escrow Fund

Funny Video: Colbert Lampoons Barton's BP Apology

Funny Video: Stewart Lampoons McChrystal's Balls For An Honorable Discharge

5 Funny Shorts: What Kids Think About Love and Life

Funny Video: Surfing Group Known as The Radical Rodents


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Monday, June 28, 2010

5 Funny Shorts: What Kids Think About Love and Life

*** Kids make us laugh with their innocent remarks!








Some Surefire Ways to Get a Person to Fall in Love with You According to Kids!


"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." (Del, age 6)

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might
get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."
(Alonzo, age 9)

"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's
something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for
me." (Bart, age 9)







Kids ask: When is it OK to kiss someone?


"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over
you... That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, age 10)

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to
buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have
videos of the wedding." (Jim, age 10)

"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing
thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be
willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few
hours." (Kally, age 9)







Kids Comment on the role good looks play in the game of Love



"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your
family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, age 8)

"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome
like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, age 7)

"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long
time." (Christine, age 9)







The Barber and the Whorehouse Perfume Splash


My husband was telling me a joke while my 7 year old son
listened. In the joke is a line about a barber being told *not* to
put hair tonic on the customer because the customer's wife
would think he'd been to a whorehouse. Another customer
tells a second barber to go ahead and splash it on -- his wife
doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.
My son turns to me and says, "Do *you* know what it smells
like, Mommy?"







Cousin comes to visit at the farm and tells of his bus ride


My cousin Brad came to visit from the farm last summer. I asked
how his bus ride was and he said he had a good ride except for a
rude lady he encountered.

I asked what the problem was, and he said that when the lady got
on there were no seats left, so he offered her his seat. She
declined since she was only riding for a short distance. However,
while she was standing with her butt right in his face, he noticed
her dress was caught up in her crack. He decided to be nice and help
her so he pulled it out.

Well, she turned around and whopped him so hard it practically turned out his lights!

Then I asked him what he did next.

And Brad said that since she was that rude, he poked the dress right
back in there!

(A practical guy. He should do well on the farm.)







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Photo Credits

I Love You sign by Torley @ flickr

Sprawled sleeping pregnant cat by the name of Silly Mindy photo by clspeace @ flickr
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Sunday, June 27, 2010

Posts Roundup of Dennys 14 Blogs - 27 June 2010

*** Check out news, political opinion - serious and funny cartoons, recipes, science and health news, poetry, funny posts, photography, spiritual thoughts and great quotes.




Cup of coffee from Brazil by il Quoquo @ flickr





The Social Poets:


Dark Humor: BP Oil Spill Cartoons - 26 June 2010

Fourth of July When Life is Simple poem - Libations Friday 25 June 2010

Pentagon Junkyard Dogs Bow to Obama Pressure

Funny Lawyer Quotes and Jokes - Cheeky Quote Day 23 June 2010

Gen. McChrystal Out For Crudely Dissing The President

Roundup of Late Night Funnies - 21 June 2010

Funny Video: Colberts The Word, Stay the Course

Funny Video: Colberts Simplified Version of Obama's BP Oil Spill Speech

Funny Video: Colbert Examines America's Strained Relationship With England

Funny Video: Stewarts Take On America's Oil Dependence

Funny Video: Stewart Calls Joe Barton A 'Disdainful A--hole'

Posts Roundup at Dennys 14 Blogs - 20 June 2010




Dennys Global Politics:


American and World Politics Cartoons - 26 June 2010

Unemployed Americans Screwed by the Republicans Again - News Headlines 24 June 2010

McChrystal as Dems Political Disaster - News Headlines - 22 June 2010





The Healing Waters:


Living Art Exhibit: Public Play at NY Times Square Pianos

Exploding Number of Young Widows in the World

Good News: Kids Sell Lemon Aid 4 Pelicans Hurt in the Gulf





Poems From A Spiritual Heart:


An Audience of One

10 Funny Posts For a Laugh - 23 June 2010

Life is About Everything

Stepping Through Life

Hope Transforms

Jazz Music




The Soul Calendar:


Big Oil Nixs Competing Aviation BioFuel: NASAs Project OMEGA




Romancing The Chocolate:


Cake Tuesday: Coffee Toffee Fudge Cake, Tunnel of Fudge Cake

Muffin Monday: Pina Colada Muffins




Unusual 2 Tasty:


Muffin Monday: Polynesian Bread or Muffins, Gluten Free Pineapple Muffin

Muffin Monday: Savory Feta, Roasted Pepper Basil Muffins From Sur La Table




Comfort Food From Louisiana:


Cake Tuesday: Fresh Peach Coffee Cake

Muffin Monday: Banana Praline Muffins, White Chocolate Banana Bread




Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd:


Funny Legal News Story: The Case of a Contraceptives Misstaken Use

Funny Cartoon: What to Wear For Employee Review




Dennys Funny Quotes:


Funny General McChrystal Cartoons - 26 June 2010

10 Funny Signs and 10 Funny Short Jokes




Visual Insights:


Dennys Photo Gallery: Fourth of July Watermelon




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The Social Poets
Dennys Global Politics
The Soul Calendar
Visual Insights
Beautiful Illustrated Quotations
Poems From A Spiritual Heart
The Healing Waters
Dennys Art Sanctuary
Romancing The Chocolate
Comfort Food From Louisiana
Unusual 2 Tasty
Dennys Blog Feeds
Dennys Funny Quotes
Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd
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Saturday, June 26, 2010

Funny General McChrystal Cartoons - 26 June 2010

*** The military Presidential mocker gets mocks by the nation's cartoonists. Lady Karma can be one tough woman not even a general can win against.




From Denny: It really makes you wonder just how smart our policies are in the Afghan War when guys like this are running it. By the time most military men make it to four star general status they know there are politics involved in their jobs.

Yet, this guy, McChrystal, was actually stupid enough to allow a journalist to follow him and his staff around for two months! Worse, this general had his own public relations team who called up this journalist and invited him to do the story.

First of all, what the hell is the American taxpayer doing paying for some spoiled a$$ general to own a public relations team? How much did that cost us? The Republicans are always disingenuously howling about trimming back the deficit yet fail to trim back their own spending ways as evidenced among our military.

McChrystal is lucky he didn't get court martialed under American law as the President had the right to pursue that avenue. The military code specifically prohibits this kind of behavior for an officer. The last thing this President should do is allow this guy to retire at four star general status. All that does is send the signal to the military dogs at the Pentagon that it's OK to continue thumbing their noses at civilian authority of this government.

That kind of attitude is only a step away from a military coup. That kind of attitude is what killed President Kennedy. Ever wondered why no succeeding President ever revealed the secret files locked up all these years? The reality is that it was a military coup by our own Pentagon who planned and executed it. If the public ever found out they would lose all confidence in their government - so it was never released.

Four star generals never seem to learn they are not the President. They were not elected. They are to serve the President and the American people. Check out what this generation's of cartoonists have to say on the matter of a current day military coup attempt to wrestle power away from the presidency and into military hands.


General McChrystal ousted for disrespecting President Obama in an idiot Rolling Stone magazine article:




























































































*** See Also more cartoons of the day: Dark Humor: BP Oil Spill Cartoons - 26 June 2010

*** See Also more cartoons of the day: American and World Politics Cartoons - 26 June 2010

*** Photo of President Obama and General McChrystal last year on Air Force One when McChrystal mocked the President and Obama dressed him down. Obviously, he didn't learn anything and one year later found himself relieved of his prestigious command.


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The Soul Calendar
Visual Insights
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The Healing Waters
Dennys Art Sanctuary
Romancing The Chocolate
Comfort Food From Louisiana
Unusual 2 Tasty
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Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd
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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

10 Funny Posts For a Laugh - 23 June 2010

*** Links to funny posts from several of Dennys blogs this week!





From Denny: I just love the enthusiasm of this funny dog running full tilt, tongue flailing out and slapping his face. He is undeterred and happy anyway. If only we humans could live in the moment like this dog. Well, not to worry, I've found some funny things on the web this week and posted them: jokes, funny quotes, funny photos and funny videos. Knock yourselves out. And, hey, make sure to send me photos of you laughing - and having a good time falling off your chair. :)


Funny Lawyer Quotes and Jokes - Cheeky Quote Day 23 June 2010

Funny Legal News Story: The Case of a Contraceptives Misstaken Use

10 Funny Signs and 10 Funny Short Jokes

Roundup of Late Night Funnies - 21 June 2010

Funny Video: Colberts The Word, Stay the Course

Funny Video: Colberts Simplified Version of Obama's BP Oil Spill Speech

Funny Video: Colbert Examines America's Strained Relationship With England

Funny Video: Stewarts Take On America's Oil Dependence

Funny Cartoon: What to Wear For Employee Review

Funny Video: Stewart Calls Joe Barton A 'Disdainful A--hole'



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Monday, June 21, 2010

10 Funny Signs and 10 Funny Short Jokes

*** Check out some of the funniest things you find to take a photo of while walking down a public street.





Sign in a Bucharest hotel lobby:

The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.







Sign in a Paris hotel elevator:

Please leave your values at the front desk.







On University Campus:

"In a rare lapse of generosity, the NCAA has decided college athletes can get jobs. This statement was sent via ship-to-shore cable from the NCAA yacht SS TV Revenue anchored off Monte Carlo."

"Athletes just can't make it any more on what alumni give them," says Alan Ray.







On a job board:

"Man, honest, will take anything."







A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film.







My 9 year old son walked in the house one morning. He was supposed to be waiting on the school bus. He told me he had seen the funniest thing ever - my dog's butt was 'frozen' to the neighbors dog's butt. Poor child.







When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.







Richard said he had a hat that says, "For sale- Ex Wife. Take over payments."







I was sitting behind a car at a stop light the other day and I noticed that it had a bumper sticker that read "Honk if you love Jesus". So I thought about it a bit and since I loved Jesus, I honked my horn.

I was very suprised when the driver of the car got out and yelled, "The light is still red, you asshole!!!!" He got back in the car and drove off through the light which had just turned green.







You Ought to be in Pictures: More than 50 people responded to an invitation to a casting call for a Robert DeNiro movie being shot in Boston. The only problem was, the invitations were sent by police. To people with outstanding arrest warrants. One woman complained she "took a day off from work" to meet DeNiro. She was led away in handcuffs instead. "It's so nice to scam people who are scammers," one detective said. The casting call, sent to 3,800 fugitives, offered more than $200 for two hours of work as extras, plus the chance of "becoming famous." (UPI news)



*** See Also: Funny Legal News Story: The Case of a Contraceptives Misstaken Use


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Sunday, June 20, 2010

Posts Roundup at Dennys 14 Blogs - 20 June 2010

*** Check out news, political opinion - serious and funny cartoons, recipes, science and health news, poetry, funny posts, photography, spiritual thoughts and great quotes.




Cup of coffee from Brazil by il Quoquo @ flickr




The Social Poets:


Dark Humor: BP Oil Spill Cartoons - 19 June 2010

Stepping Through Life poem - Libations Friday 18 June 2010

BP Gets Their Moneys Worth From Apologetic GOP Texan Barton

Funny Quotes From Big Oil and BP Congressional Hearings - Cheeky Quote Day 16 June 2010

Foreclosure Violated Military Act: Yet Another Reason Not to Live in Texas

Roundup of Late Night Funnies - 14 June 2010

Funny Video: Obama Embarks on AssQuest 2010

Funny Colbert Video: BP CEO Tony Hayward Is an Evil Box of Priggish Entitled Baking Soda

Funny Colbert Video: BP Perplexed Stock Value Sinks

Funny Video: Colbert Doles Out Advice For Helen Thomas






Dennys Global Politics:


BP Problems: Political Cartoons 19 June 2010

Kevin Costner Blasts Big Oil, GOP Apologizes to BP - News Headlines 17 June 2010

Obamas Oval Office Speech, CEO Weigh in on Obama, Reality of BPs $20 Billion Escrow - News Headlines 16 June 2010

BP On Hook for $75 Billion in Claims, 1-Man Mission American Ninja Faulkner Hunts bin Laden, News Headlines 15 June 2010

BP Nightmare Well, Congress Ready to Nail BP, Kennedy FBI Docs, Obama Gets Oil Spill Help - News Headlines 14 June 2010






Beautiful Illustrated Quotations:


How Does Tenacity Figure in Your Life?

Destress: 3 Great Encouragement Quotes

Have You Ever Thought About The Process of Success?

Hope Transforms Our Lives in Tough Times






Romancing The Chocolate:


5 Tasty Sweet as Candy Chess Pie Recipes

8 Funny Posts to Enjoy

Muffin Monday: 3 Cappuccino Chocolate Chip Muffin Recipes



Comfort Food From Louisiana:


7 Simple Ingredients Brisket and Southern Corn Pudding

Muffin Monday: Mushroom Dill Muffins From Louisiana Mushroom Farm




Unusual 2 Tasty:


Muffin Monday: Savory Feta, Roasted Pepper Basil Muffins From Sur La Table




Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd:


Funny Video: Colberts Sound Advice on How to Get a Job

Murphys 15 Laws About Sex





Dennys Funny Quotes:


Oops and Hunh?! Cartoons 19 June 2010

Funny Family Quotes

Joke: When A Bunch of Nationalities Are Stranded on an Island





Visual Insights:

BP Oil Slicked Animals: Outrage Cartoons - 19 June 2010





Poems From A Spiritual Heart:


Hope Transforms

Jazz Music




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Saturday, June 19, 2010

Oops and Hunh?! Cartoons 19 June 2010

*** Check out the latest fallout from America's cartoonists about the BP oil spill.





From Denny: Life sure can take some strange twists and turns. Lately, there was an Australian teenage girl who attempted to sail around the world. While I had no doubt as to her excellent sailing ability I was apprehensive about the pirates out in the oceans. Huge well established shipping lines have difficulties handling pirates. How well could a single girl do in such a situation? The fact that she could have landed in some third world country jail was not a pleasant thought. Her parents should have had at least a second ship trailing her in case of distress. In short, she was just plain lucky to get rescued in time.

Then there is the screw-up with 211 graves at Arlington Cemetery. "We don't know where we buried your husband, ma'am, uh, sorry 'bout that. We'll try harder next time." They are MIA: Missing In Arlington, misplaced, and mislabeled.

My two favorites? The one where White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel scares BP into doing what's right by standing in front of them naked. Yeah, that ought to do it. The other is the old couple having a conversation about what the old guy wants for his 40th anniversary. The old lady has a great quip. Ah, lovers and soul mates...


















































*** See Also: Dark Humor: BP Oil Spill Cartoons - 19 June 2010

*** See Also: BP Problems: Political Cartoons 19 June 2010

*** See Also: BP Oil Slicked Animals: Outrage Cartoons - 19 June 2010




*** BP Flag Photo by FellowCreative @ flickr


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