From Denny: You know Colbert. He so loves his "Tip Of The Hat and Wag Of The Finger" segment. This time he acknowledges the idiot publishing company marketing a new Tea Party coloring book. Unbelievable. This crazy piece of political propaganda reaches down to the youngest children to teach Tea Party values utilizing pictures and games.
Colbert illuminates us, demonstrating how this silly coloring book is "more comprehensive than that other conservative kids' activity book: the Republican 'Pledge to America.'" Patriotic images are paired with lengthy diatribe captions that are mind-numbingly dull. What kid wants to hear about limiting the Federal Government's power? Like Colbert says, "because nothing brings joy to a child more than a five-clause sentence."
Of course, Colbert chimed in with his bright ideas for marketing other Tea Party books with catchy tiles like Christine O'Donnell's "Rainy Day Book Of Masturbation Alternatives" or "Down On The Farm With Carl Paladino" - featuring a story about a woman and a horse - that will probably confuse and scare children more than help them learn.
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|Tip/Wag - Tea Party Coloring Book & CALM Legislation<a>|
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