From Denny: Crazy Lady keeps the laughs coming! She really does mock the Black Friday shopping spree that occurs every year once everyone has gulped down their Thanksgiving Day dinner.
The message from retailers? "Be thankful just long enough to finish your meal. Now get down to business and start emptying your wallets into our Big Business piggy banks."
Just this week there was a woman in the news who was angry she had to stand in line behind other shoppers. So, she pulled out her commercial grade pepper spray and lathered all 15 people literally standing in her way to achieve her shopping goal. Unbelievable.
Comic Maria Bamford mocks the entire process, advising shoppers how to best the competition during the holiday crush.
Tip #4 - Use a utility belt
Tip # 5 - Draft to the Doorbusters
Tip # 6 - Make a list and check it thrice
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